lalatimes.com has a funny article about a fictional company, BuyAWave.com, that tracks ocean waves and sells them online.   Fortunately,  the idea is a little far-fetched, but not so much  that we won’t ever have to worry about  some miserable bastards actually trying it, if they figure out how to track ocean waves in greater detail.  Should the technology ever fall into the wrong hands,  don’t say we never warned you.

It’s kinda funny because this guy in Long Island, NY and a few of his readers actually think the article is legit.  I’m pretty sure none of them surfs waves, so they get a pass on being down with the idea of buying/selling waves - they being from New York and all.  But I’ll bet they do surf the internet, so this should serve as a good reminder to all of us of a very important rule of any kind of surfing:

SAFETY  COMES FIRST.

Not everything you read on the internet is true, so you’ve gotta look out for yourself.  It’s a jungle out there.